greenthing

Told myself I was going to seriously blog tonight, but all of my creative juices went into writing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:02:12 -0500

Told myself I was going to seriously blog tonight, but all of my creative juices went into writing poems and I also got very distracted by how hot Hilary Swank is as a dude in Boys Don’t Cry. Why can’t she be a dude all of the time? She is an extremely attractive man. I mean, Jesus H.

So it was mostly being distracted by Hot Guy Swank. My poems suck. My blog sucks. But hey, there’s always HGS, and he’s always good.

"It’s Jesus…and this new shirt."

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:36 -0500

“It’s Jesus…and this new shirt.”

- The reply of the babely Jesus Freak I work with when asked, “You look really good. How are you doing that?”.

rutgerhauerisalive: “Money is everywhere but so is poetry. What...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:31:37 -0500

rutgerhauerisalive:

“Money is everywhere but so is poetry. What we lack are the poets.”

Frederico Fellini

I’m watching Autumn in New York which isn’t really...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:26:21 -0500

I’m watching Autumn in New York which isn’t really relative to ‘92 Winona, but ‘92 Winona is my favorite Winona and I mostly wanted to post this because I keep seeing her new photo shoot for Interview and they had to actually photoshop life onto her face because 2013 Winona can’t stop losing weight and Botoxing which is so, so sad to me, so viva ‘92 Winona who was the perfect human specimen oh my god I could cry over it.

File For a Good Time Call under my top five favorite movies...

Sun, 12 May 2013 06:48:00 -0500

File For a Good Time Call under my top five favorite movies because a) Ari Graynor Ari Graynor Ari Graynor, b) so many dick jokes, c) Lauren Miller and Ari Graynor and d) Mark Webber and Ari Graynor.

What a love story.

Sleater Kinney - Youth Decay

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:14:00 -0500

Sleater Kinney - Youth Decay

Starting to use my mint flavored antacid tablets as breath mints and I can’t tell if this is...

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:59:06 -0500

Starting to use my mint flavored antacid tablets as breath mints and I can’t tell if this is an all new low or an incredibly ingenious method of adulting.

Friday.

I can’t stop crying. For nine years I thought Jim and Pam love...

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:10:16 -0500

I can’t stop crying.

For nine years I thought Jim and Pam love was the only love in the world, but I was wrong.

It’s Dwight and Angela love.

It’s always been Dwight and Angela.

Most of the time I think the desert sucks such dick in such a...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:41:54 -0500

Most of the time I think the desert sucks such dick in such a terrible way, but sometimes I’m like, man, what a nice beej.

I’m caught between laughing myself sick over this...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:24:42 -0500

I’m caught between laughing myself sick over this mannequin’s wiener area and being deeply moved by this “I was here” on a random shoebox I came across. Story of my life.

I feel like you can accurately decipher the kind of human being you’re working with when...

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:11:50 -0500

I feel like you can accurately decipher the kind of human being you’re working with when asking them to choose the track on your TLC Hits CD.

Somehow my best friend knows exactly what I need when I...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:54:13 -0500

Somehow my best friend knows exactly what I need when I don’t even know I need anything.

republic-of-letters: Finn, A Greater Reality Post, Feb. 2013

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:37:01 -0500

republic-of-letters:

Finn, A Greater Reality
Post, Feb. 2013

Good for anyone who believes their relationship is solid enough to get a dog and actually love a dog...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:20:00 -0500

Good for anyone who believes their relationship is solid enough to get a dog and actually love a dog together. Good for anyone who throws up last night’s booze the next morning in order to feel better for their friends so they can continue to drink happily as a unit that day. Good for the people who consider their co-workers actual friends because the idea of getting to work with your friend every day is beautiful. Good for the people on this planet who come clean about their lies and not because they feel guilty but because they really need to just tell the truth. Good for the people who cry because they need to cry and then laugh about it fifteen minutes later. Good for the people who are genuinely good to other people for no reason other than it would never occur to them to treat someone any other way.

I am maybe a terrible person, but knowing that there are good humans that exist on this planet and put out good human vibes makes me happy that my heart didn’t explode from the massive amounts of coffee I consumed this morning.

The world is not entirely bad.

I’m do drunk, Tumblr.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:46:01 -0500

I’m do drunk, Tumblr.

Thursday.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:31:53 -0500

Thursday.

y’all lookin 2 party ?

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:46:15 -0500

y’all lookin 2 party ?

"He hugged me before he left and he tried to pick me up, but I guess he underestimated my heaviness..."

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 10:40:04 -0500

“He hugged me before he left and he tried to pick me up, but I guess he underestimated my heaviness because he strain farted.”

- The funniest thing I’ve heard in a week.

"I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:07:29 -0500

““I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it.””

- Margaret Atwood (via sarahtotsy)

I don't know why you're knocking that girl's status. Boweling sounds like a great thing to do after dinner. If we're being honest, it's something I like to do when I'm feeling shitty.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 02:18:13 -0500