July 25, 2012

Anonymous asked: You should write a novel :).

You know, yesterday I wandered into the LensCrafters my aunt had been sitting in for two hours and was greeted with, “Ashley! This is Joseph! He’s twenty two and he’s in a band!”, and I immediately turned around and walked out. Partly because I looked really homeless, but mostly because my aunt is a saint and her attempt at finding someone to love me was so blatantly pathetic that the entire room was heavy with desperate hope. Facing someone else’s desperation for you while wearing no makeup and sporting a greasy bun because you didn’t have enough time earlier in the day to dry your hair so Fuck it! Put it up! is one of the worst feelings in the world…next to wearing wet denim. Wet denim and clinging hope and I’ll kill myself. 

This is where I’m at this morning, so maybe you’re right, but maybe you’re terribly, terribly wrong. 

Regardless of which you are, thank you for thinking this thought. 

Notes

  1. alexaperry said: do it do it do it
  2. kanyewestsidestory said: i’d buy that shit
  3. flannelanimal said: You totally should, holy shit
  4. greenthing posted this
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