Things my aunt said tonight:
“You know what I watched the other day? A Miley Cyrus movie…’cause you guys left me home alone. That’s what I did.”
“I’m not a believer in ugly people finding love.”
”Those ugly people don’t love each other. They’re just sharing mutual misery.”
“Don’t tell people we went to Ikea. It’s awful and I’m embarrassed.”
“I have really done you a disservice, Ashley. I raised you and you’re not normal.”
