April 28, 2013

Good for anyone who believes their relationship is solid enough to get a dog and actually love a dog together. Good for anyone who throws up last night’s booze the next morning in order to feel better for their friends so they can continue to drink happily as a unit that day. Good for the people who consider their co-workers actual friends because the idea of getting to work with your friend every day is beautiful. Good for the people on this planet who come clean about their lies and not because they feel guilty but because they really need to just tell the truth. Good for the people who cry because they need to cry and then laugh about it fifteen minutes later. Good for the people who are genuinely good to other people for no reason other than it would never occur to them to treat someone any other way. 

I am maybe a terrible person, but knowing that there are good humans that exist on this planet and put out good human vibes makes me happy that my heart didn’t explode from the massive amounts of coffee I consumed this morning. 

The world is not entirely bad. 

April 27, 2013
I’m do drunk, Tumblr.

I’m do drunk, Tumblr.

April 25, 2013
Thursday. 

Thursday. 

April 24, 2013
y’all lookin 2 party ?

y’all lookin 2 party ?

He hugged me before he left and he tried to pick me up, but I guess he underestimated my heaviness because he strain farted. The funniest thing I’ve heard in a week.
April 23, 2013
I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it. Margaret Atwood   (via sarahtotsy)

(Source: articulateimagination)

April 21, 2013

Anonymous asked: I don't know why you're knocking that girl's status. Boweling sounds like a great thing to do after dinner. If we're being honest, it's something I like to do when I'm feeling shitty.

I know that screen shot Facebook statuses are like, so 2011, but a) her name is not actually Pretty and b) dinner and boweling. 
It’s all so perfect. 
I can quit this social networking site now. 
I am done. 
So long, Facebook. 

I know that screen shot Facebook statuses are like, so 2011, but a) her name is not actually Pretty and b) dinner and boweling. 

It’s all so perfect. 

I can quit this social networking site now. 

I am done. 

So long, Facebook. 

April 18, 2013
Oh my god my iPhone randomly went off and took this picture of me gazing dreamily off into the distance I don’t even know how this happened #nofilter #nomakeup #allnatural #laughlovelive #livelaughlove #lovelivelaugh

Oh my god my iPhone randomly went off and took this picture of me gazing dreamily off into the distance I don’t even know how this happened #nofilter #nomakeup #allnatural #laughlovelive #livelaughlove #lovelivelaugh

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