I know there’s a handful of you who will understand this reference, but for those of you who are unaware… The Crying Game is *spoiler* a movie about a dude who falls in love with a woman who turns out to be a dude. Amanda is the dude. And her cat is the woman. Who is actually a dude.
Amanda just found out her cat is actually a boy and not a girl and she’s crying. “HOW DID I NOT NOTICE HER BALLS? OH MY GOD.”
Sizzle Reel: Whenever I want to stay home and sit... →
afrayedknot: Whenever I want to stay home and sit around in my underwear…maybe eat some hummus and see what’s up with The Real Housewives, I tell my boss I’m going to go meet with clients. So…I’ll probably be unavailable all day. And every time, I wonder why he just believes me. He doesn’t even ask questions…. Ugh, I’m getting real Stacy about Mandy so I’m just going to leave...
There’s a power outage in my neighborhood which means the lights went out right in the middle of my shower and my computer is slowly dying but it doesn’t matter because the Internet is down which means I have to use my phone which is slowly dying as well and I can’t make popcorn or watch Netflix. I can’t blowdry my hair or listen to my new Joy Division record or leave all...
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Amanda is killing me tonight. Killing me.
Apparently that’s a thing…wanting to kill something because...– Amanda after Googling why I want to kill her cat because it’s so cute.
Things my aunt said tonight:
“You know what I watched the other day? A Miley Cyrus movie…’cause you guys left me home alone. That’s what I did.” “I’m not a believer in ugly people finding love.” ”Those ugly people don’t love each other. They’re just sharing mutual misery.” “Don’t tell people we went to Ikea. It’s awful and...
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If it makes you happy, it can’t be that bad…that’s Sheryl...– Amanda
This is what Skype conversations with Amanda are like. If anyone was wondering…
Oscillate Wildly speaks to me. It says,...
I hate when I’m eating food and watching television and a Proactiv commercial comes on. Chip to mouth and there’s your bacne and I’m done. I’m done.
yaaaladin asked: ashley fucking green where the fuck have you been in my fucking life jesus christ FUCK
Neko Case - You Belong to Me (Live)
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What you need to watch is a ~crying movie~. Turn on Artificial Intelligence!...– Amanda on the movies she watches when she’s on her period.
Siouxsie & the Banshees - Monitor
narrationbymorganfreeman: My mom uses my room as book storage. There’s one book titled Space Jam. I picked it up and skimmed a few pages and it’s not about cartoon characters and Michael Jordan. What’s the point then?
I hate the weird fixtures in your life that represent a shittiness you don’t care to remember, but for some reason you just don’t get rid of them. You look at them and touch them, full of disgust, and you tell yourself, “I have to get rid of this”, but you never fucking do. It just sits and stays, silently tormenting you. But actually you’re tormenting yourself...