Please, everyone, convince Amanda to move back in with me. We’ll get our shit together and be the greatest vloggers of all time. Of all time.
greenthing: Important things: -If you aren’t... →
Important things: -If you aren’t happy, change it. Don’t stew in self-pity. Get the fuck up and MAKE yourself happy. It’s taken me two years to fully comprehend that. Two long, fucking years; losing myself, finding myself, losing myself and finding myself all over again. -The ~real~ comes out… You ever go through your archive at three o’ clock in the morning, and find yourself...
Once, in Texas:
-sitting at work in the conference room, waiting for the meeting to start- Co-worker: Did I tell you what my boyfriend got me for our three year anniversary? Me: No, what? Co-worker: A pink 9mm. Me: …what? Co-worker: Yup. It’s so adorable. And I got him a shotgun. Me:
That awkward moment when you see a picture of your old ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend standing/sitting/existing in a location where his appendage was in or around your openings and extremities. I wonder how many pictures were taken of me in someone else’s ~special spot. I wonder how many of my ~special spots were actually not mine at all, but recycled spots because all of my former...
Yeah I just screen shot you and uploaded you to the Photobucket that I’ve had since I was fifteen.
The cutest guy I work with approached me today. We had a pleasant exchange of words, and just as I was about to ~turn up the heat~, he told me about his goal to become a youth pastor for his church. My heart dropped. And then he said something about the schooling for that being really expensive, but “If it’s God’s will, then it’s God’s bill”. I could feel...