-while ordering checks because I need checks for stuff-
Me: Inspiration checks?
My aunt: Those have Jesus shit on them.
I'm really happy right now.
Just posting this to remind myself later, you know, when I’m back to being a miserable cunt. I am happy, right now, in this moment. 1:44 A.M.
Things I want to blog about, but I can't make...
-The fact that my neighbor maybe possibly said “Hey, Greenthing!” the other day as I was getting into my car. -Women, mid forties to mid fifties, telling me how thin they are. -People who eat alone at restaurants and ruin my good time. -People who stare at the cracks in between bathroom stalls through the bathroom mirror as they wash their hands and how I notice because I’m on...
aijuswanawrite: there were two hours in between... →
yanimo: there were two hours in between hearing her voice and knowing i couldn’t be alone any longer. she’s at peace isn’t going to make where is your black dress? any less defeating. i picture her reading my mother’s novels at our kitchen table, quiet, eyeglasses tilting, brow furrowed. i envision her… Yani is quality people. High grade excellence.
Anonymous asked: do you think people can be friends after they break up?
I think sometimes we need to be reminded that life is not promised to us, and we are so fucking lucky to be here. I know I say it a lot, but only because I understand now how important it is to tell the people you love that you love them while you can hear them, and talk with them, and laugh with them. Don’t take anyone or anything good in your life for granted. Appreciate the shit out of...
tuneoftoday: Always Be My Baby by Mariah...
It’s one of those nights you don’t...
I MISS WHATABURGER SO MUCH.
I MISS IT SO, SO MUCH.
Sizzle Reel: When All The Shit Settles Down →
afrayedknot: is never going to happen - so I’ll just come back now and let you guys know that I’m committed to just being incorrigible and bitchy and back to making obscure references of no real value on the reg. Shit storm be damned, I’m a blogger, for Christ’s sake. Nah, not really. I wish I was, so I could… I just…Mandy is so…she’s so important to me. SHE’S SO...
COOOMEEE ONNNN ANNNDDD PUUUUTTT ITTT ONNNN...
That is why it is so important to let certain things go. To release them. To cut...– Paulo Coelho, The Zahir (via mchl)
I have money
which means I want to go buy a keyboard and play the shit out of it, and like, I’m trying to justify why buying a random keyboard and coming home and playing Beyonce songs on it for the rest of the day is a good idea. A keyboard.
Where’s Haley Joel Osment? Where’s he hidin’?– My aunt
Ying. Yang. (via idinero)
We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world...– Stuart Wilde (via nasturtiummm)
If I could sit down every teenage girl in the...
- Finding a man/woman to date/marry is not nearly as important as you think it is. It should never be a priority in your life. Never. - You are your own best friend. Do not tear yourself down. There will be plenty of people throughout your life that will try as hard as they can to make you feel like less than what you are. Never assist them in your own destruction. - There is always going to...
Things that I "get" now:
- Getting married when you’re drunk. A little Malibu and some Anchorman quotes, and if you can scrounge up a marriage license while I’m still inebriated, I’m going to be your wife. There’s your sanctity. - Washing your car. Turns out that it really is kind of important. - Blogging. Some people get paid for this horseshit.
You’re not entirely happy, but you’re...
My best friend in the entire Universe is moving to Japan. HOPE THE RADIATION DOESN’T WARP YOUR IMPLANTS, BUT REALLY, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT DOES BECAUSE A TSUNAMI WILL PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY. All right. Done being mad. This asshole right here is the biggest cunt I know, and I love her so much that it’s unhealthy. UNHEALTHY. She called me the other day and said,...
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to...– Steve Jobs (via sirlestrange)
- Just fucking smile at people. Do you realize how many good looking men and/or women on this Earth are staring at you as you fumble around with your wallet, or your purse, or your cellphone, or your hair, pretending to not notice their existence because you were born spastic and pathetic? Nobody knows you’re socially retarded, except for the people who know you’re socially retarded,...
The Decay of Reason.: A Chain of Flowers. →
thenightopus: It’s been two years since I last saw you, though there’s been a few sparse instances of you lighting up my room. “Please Chris… Love, always.” I hardly think of you at all. No longer the daily worries, nor confusion, nor doubt. No longer that love, either. Call it fantasy, delusion, obsession,… Christine is, by far, one of the most beautiful, talented human beings I know....
Anonymous asked: Your a dick