October 2010
September 2010
I don’t know, you guys… Tonight is just one of those nights I remember how much I love listening to Britney Spears, and watching Jennifer Lopez movies.
kenisacult:
vivianphelan:
Mad World-Vivian...
Anonymous asked: poor gary. he might be a fat dipshit, but he doesn't deserve a beatin form amber. stupid ho.
My first boyfriend was Kenny, and we were in fifth grade, and he was the son of the janitor.
I was so completely stressed out. Having a boyfriend when you’re an abnormally shy ten year old is easily one of the most difficult things to deal with. Avoiding him at all costs, trying not to make eye contact with him in the cafeteria, constantly telling your friends to shut up and quit calling...
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This is bloggable.
I just filed a CPS report against Amber from Teen Mom. I’m making a difference, people. Making. A. Difference.
I’m getting ready to wander around in my local bookstore alone. Does this mean that if you’ve been stalking me and know exactly which bookstore I’m talking about that you now have the chance to kidnap and kill me? Yes. But does this also mean that I would like to know what books I should look into purchasing, and I’m asking for your opinions? Yes.
Book suggestions, anyone?
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GENTLE REMINDER:
My blog does not cater to wimps who like to pussyfoot around the bush.
This is my kitchen, and Mamaz bringin’ the heat.
I don’t care what funny noises, or silly dances, or overall obnoxiousness your child exudes that you seem to find so hilarious and necessary to show me.
If your kid is ugly, there is no hope.
The whole time you’re parading them around, I’ll be standing there, trying not to scowl, and hating you for them. And I won’t just hate you for that moment; I’ll be hating you...
Why I know I'm an asshole and my ego is out of...
- I consider accepting the friend request of a total loser I went to high school with as my “good deed” for the day.
Someone needs to save me from myself.
jakec asked: You are so special to me.
Monica - Don’t Take It Personal (Just One Of...
fuckyeahjeebus asked: Weird or not, you are gorgeous.
I thought about being offended by the seventeen year old boy who referred to me as a “weird fifteen or sixteen year old”, but I decided against it after sifting through my blog.
A weird fifteen or sixteen year old about covers it.
You know, I just realized I’m at that age where everyone fancies themselves a “thinker”, and I’m sitting here with my bag of Hot Cheetos like, shut the fuck up, Step Brothers is on.
aijuswanawrite: You should understand that I’m not... →
yanimo:
You should understand that I’m not the most patient of people. My thoughts are often broken up into crashing waves of indulgence while these fingers are stammeringly slow and salty tides, washing up ideas I’ve already put to rest. That is my dilemma. I’ve got words scribbled on yellow sticky notes…
Yani. Gets. Me.
youcansuckmywhat asked: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K4ncs0BvIRA/Sck_wH9tcOI/AAAAAAAADs8/pOb4O8bF0lU/s1600-h/BullshitGiovanniRibisi2.jpg
sexy presents. :D
sexy presents. :D
inthemachineryofnight:
Reason to Believe - Rod...
My nose ring smells weird. You know, I’ve had my nose pierced for four years now. And I just realized that I’ve been bloggin’ all over this bitch for a whole year. Over a year, in fact. It was a year in August. What I’m trying to say is that I just stumbled upon my webcam media folder which contains proof that I was once someone’s girlfriend, and now I’m just...
thiselephantes asked: I need some mamacita advice, what do you do when you feel like you're going backwards or you aren't moving fast enough to keep up with everyone else.
Feelin' homicidal I thought I'd go to someone who has a grip on reality.
Feelin' homicidal I thought I'd go to someone who has a grip on reality.
Last night I overindulged in Demi Moore movies without actually knowing I was overindulging in Demi Moore movies.
In unrelated news, I woke up to this face.
I much prefer teen pregnancy to teen marriage.
Babies are cute. An eighteen year old with a spouse is not cute.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend?
dasha-goo:
just like heaven - the cure
This is...
“I wonder if Fergie’s mad he’s up there with a big ass bitch who...”
– My aunt is not impressed with Nicki Minaj.
Dying.
“The best that can be said is that some of us are struggling. And what we are...”
– James Baldwin
Tell the people you love that you love them.
thislittlemess:
Black and Blue - Miike Snow
“In that darkness of rape and degradation, that fine flying froth and mist of...”
– James Baldwin
youcansuckmywhat asked: so question, or i guess i'm really asking for advice. if i hooked up with a guy and he made it seem like it wasn't a one time thing...but at this point, having not heard from him since, it IS a one time thing--if i see him again do i talk like nothing happened or ignore him for being a dick?
Anonymous asked: I've asked you 39832769072346987 questions and you have not answered ONE. WTF?!
heylabodega:
Florence + the Machine—Swimming
