Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.– I would. I really would.
So I’m sitting here, trying to watch What’s Eating You because, duh, people are fucked up and I love it. Anyway, it sounds like my neighbor set up his little band right outside my front door, and they are blowin’ up my quiet space with their horrible music. This would be endearing if I didn’t already know that two out of three of their wieners are small (Secret Hot Girls...
My boyfriend is awesome.
khatttt: & we have good sex. Ladies and gentlemen, this classy bitch belongs to my little brother, Jeremy. I’m so glad that there are corners of the internet which house this information. Good thing there are other corners of the internet which house THIS information. Fingers crossed for Season 4!
bs-cookies asked: So I was watching Star Trek today and I noticed that Winona Ryder was in it. Then I wondered if you knew this. Then I thought to myself, "Silly, of course she does! It's Winona!" My third thought was, "Mixing tumblr with real life = forever alone."
Santigold - L.E.S Artistes This old thing? Oh, I...
When I saw my daughter in that dress, I got a feeling like when my children came...– I have nothing clever or witty to say about the Dad who said this about his daughter in her wedding dress. It says enough by itself.
A few things: - I have zero respect for anyone who acts in a show that was created for the sole purpose of existing on TeenNick. - I have zero self-respect for actually watching said shows and taking the time out of my life to hate-blog about them. - I have a blog. A blog. A. Blog. Oh my god. I have a blog, and I watch TeenNick, and I’m going to die alone. I’m too hot to die alone....
I feel like I haven't said it enough lately:
I hate everyone.
lifeofamadman: Bush - Glycerine If this song...
“This was the last time I ever saw my mother alive. Just the same, this picture gets all mixed up in my mind with pictures I had of her when she was younger. The way I always see her is the way she used to be on Sunday afternoon, say, when the old folks were talking after the big Sunday dinner. I always see her wearing pale blue. She’d be sitting on the sofa. And my father would be...
For the record:
Lovin’ you gays and lesbians is easy because you’re beautiful. VIVA LA GAYS.
If you or anyone you know has like, a really buddy-buddy relationship with God, could you ask them to put in a good word for me with the big guy? I’d really like to get one of the 346097647+ jobs I’ve applied for. Or, you know, you could send me a few thousand dollars. That would work, too.
I saw The Cure for my eighteenth birthday. I feel...
You ever look at someone and think, “Man, what a waste of a human being....– My little brother, Josh.
Canada just had a Thanksgiving, while I’m over here, eating Starbursts and dreading, absofuckinglutely dreading having to do my pre-slumber prepping. This has nothing to do with the other, but what I’m trying to say is I would like some kind of Thanksgiving leftover right now. Like, a turkey sandwich, you know? Rumer Willis has got to be one of the most disturbing looking people ever...
My Facebook has become a war zone
over a pair of crotchless pants.
This needs to be documented. Reality Bites just ended, and now Clueless is coming on, and I’m sitting here in awe. AWE. It’s going to be a good day.