February 2010
January 2010
I do believe that everyone has one chance to fuck up their life.
– Noah and the Whale (thanks fuucknoitaint)
I’m not really interested in a lot today.
…I ended up calling him a fat fuck. I felt bad.
– My aunt, the funniest person I know.
I'm half expecting a dead River Phoenix to show... →
k-troll:
(via brouillon)
I feel the same way every time I mess with my ouija board.
Let it be known, and this is the truth:
The person who constantly worries about you doing something shitty is more than likely the one who is doing all of the shitty things.
NAKED NEVE CAMPBELL MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE →
hOmE 0f LiFteD tRuCkS && diiRtY sLuTs<33
– Our leaders of tomorrow<3
Intellectualism at it’s finest.
Giraffe Cam: It's no Puppy Cam →
allthingsalishan:
a-maz-ing.
(via ohhleary)
I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY.
Megan: This morning your alarm went off. I told you to turn it off, and all you said was "It's Paul Blart".
Don't ever try to talk to me while I'm sleeping. I will scare the shit out of you.
I haven’t posted at all today.
But chances are I gave my siblings more insight into my cRaZy-BeAutIfUl life because I left years and years worth of personal journals lying all over my room.
HIGH SCHOOL WAZ SO HARD, U GUYZ.
It’s been a long, complicated day and I’m not really excited about tomorrow (well, technically today) much.
yanimo-deactivated20100323 asked: OMG, my suitemate and I watched the finale and were seriously holding hands when Tyler proposed!
I'm not ashamed for being semi-obsessed with the show. Pssh.
And Ryan? WTF man! Maci couldn't have picked a better assholish hot guy to imprenate her. Okay. Don't judge me.
I'm not ashamed for being semi-obsessed with the show. Pssh.
And Ryan? WTF man! Maci couldn't have picked a better assholish hot guy to imprenate her. Okay. Don't judge me.
I watched Paper Heart tonight.
It was not as cute as I had expected it to be. All I got out of it was a weird attraction towards Michael Cera. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. I’m undecided.
And you all should know that in a matter of like, two months, I will be blogging from the comfort of my own apartment…because I got the really-important-for-my-life-to-start-working...
yaaaladin asked: Hello there:)
If you were only allowed to listen to two artists for the rest of your life, male/female, who would they be and why?
If you were only allowed to listen to two artists for the rest of your life, male/female, who would they be and why?
mcskinney asked: Let's say a Super gross Super Villain kidnapped you and was going to either torture you by repeatedly dunking you in a pool of pee-pee or a put you in a lockbox filled with old people farts. Two evils--both vile, one bad, one EVIL. PICK ONE.
ALL UP IN DEEZ GUTS. →
hearthechimes asked: I've got a Tumblr girl crush on you.
arrowsandaccolades asked: pop quiz hot shot.
youre stranded on a deserted island. you have a companion however - a merman.
halfman/half-fish, but it's up to you to decide which half.
So, do you pick top half man and bottom half fish? Or top part fish, bottom part man?
keeping in mind you'll never be rescued and there's plenty of food and shelter.
youre stranded on a deserted island. you have a companion however - a merman.
halfman/half-fish, but it's up to you to decide which half.
So, do you pick top half man and bottom half fish? Or top part fish, bottom part man?
keeping in mind you'll never be rescued and there's plenty of food and shelter.