August 2009
“You’re on the Island of Conclusions.” “But how did we get here?” asked Milo. “You jumped, of course,” explained Canby. “That’s the way most everyone gets here. It’s really quite simple: every time you decide something without having a good reason, you jump to Conclusions whether you like it or not. It’s such an easy trip to make...
Things that need to be said:
-Monsters Inside Me has fucked me up in such a way I am considering taking the bubble-boy route to living out the rest of my life.
Sometimes, when I’m in a room with the door closed and I hear my brother screaming at the top of his lungs, I worry that someone is inside of the house trying to kidnap him. But as soon as I jump up, I hear the word “NOOB”, and I know that all is well. He’s just having a violent tantrum over Call of Duty. MLIA
I need more friends who understand the importance of Heathers.
I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring.
– David Bowie (via tumbling-dice)
I hate when people name their pets popular human names. Like, hm, my name for instance. Who names their cat Ashley? Or when people have a dog named Haylie, or Johnny. I just don’t see the point. Name your pet something that doesn’t make them ordinary, like everything else.
I’ve got a Phoebe and a Dewey. What do you have? A Gregory and an Alyssa? Oh, cool…
Things that need to be said:
-Today was a long. Fucking. Day.
-Thandie Newton is way. Too. Fucking. Skinny.
-My neck needs to pop in the worst way.
-I wish I would have just cuddled up in my aunt’s bed and slept all day.
-Despite all of that, I feel very, very, very, very, very good. And kind of sad. But for the most part, I am a very proud, happy, single, young woman.
Skip to 1:20. Watch through 1:34.
That’s my Beezo. And she’s talking about turning Bret Michaels into a chubby chaser.
I love my family.
Frankie from Real World San Diego
is totally dead. I’m so sad.
That bitch was my favorite cutter.
:(
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(434): I’m sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Life is pretty much in the grays for the most part, and if you insist always on...
I didn’t remember much of what my teachers said while I was in school, but there was one (and definitely not my favorite) whose words I think back on every day.
“Don’t wait until tomorrow to start, because you won’t. Start today. Start right now.”
Thanks, Teach.
I like when people stop being the bitches they were and start to man up. There’s nothing that makes me more proud than to see someone I used to know blossom into their own. It’s nice.
At this precise moment in time, my heart has swelled double its regular size. I’m so close to crying happy tears, and honestly, I don’t know what’s holding them back. It’s a wonderful feeling to have someone out there, someone who hasn’t been in your life forever, someone that fate led you to. Out of all the billions of people in this world, it is truly a blessing to...