ulakulpa asked: Do the Proust Questionnaire! I'm curious haha
Ula is the only person on Tumblr who gives me a reason to talk about myself which is one of my favorite things to do.
1) What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A room warm with the body heat and laughter of people I love.
2) What is your greatest fear?
Not being enough for myself.
3) Which living person do you most admire?
My aunt, and also Cher.
4) Which is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I can get disgustingly sloth-like.
5) What trait do you most deplore in others?
Proud ignorance.
6) What is your greatest extravagance?
Having the time to sit around and talk about myself at great length.
7) On which occasion do you lie?
Sometimes when I’m nervous.
8) What do you dislike most about your appearance?
I’m pretty okay with myself, except once I had bangs and that was bad.
9) When and where were you happiest?
Whenever and wherever I was laughing so hard I cried.
10) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d be a lot better at one liners.
11) If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
I’d make them less selfish.
12) What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Making it to twenty two alive.
13) If you died and came back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
I don’t know, but I think it’d be awful. Probably an ant, or maybe a kid belonging to Suri Cruise.
14) What is your most treasured possession?
My dog, although possession is a harsh word. She’s more like my most treasured friend.
15) What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Anywhere humor doesn’t exist.
16) Who are your heroes in real life?
Definitely my aunt. And Bette Midler.
17) What do you most dislike?
Small talk.
18) How would you like to die?
Ready.
19) Which historical figure do you identify most with?
The person who came up with the concept of the Ding Dong. Or Annie Sullivan. I deal with a lot of figurative Helen Kellers.
20) What is your motto?
Get up.
